The cult in Brum is haemorrhaging money. and has had it's tax rebate application refused.
So, we're going on vacation. We don't need to inflict Willonomous in a mankini or Rick Astley via Virion's Troll-e-Cannon on the gentle folk of Birmingham any more.
stupid hard working Brumanons have put in for transfers to Manchester and London instead of taking their leave.
One or two lights will stay on and the janitor will go round occasionally to check the site, but most of the time we'll be enjoying a pint in the pub with Chris.